They Won't Stop at Terror

Xander Elfton's eloquent and passionate tome, "They Won't Stop at Terror", methodically exposes the institution of hate and true enemy of Western Civilization that is the Noelic Religion. In his book, Elfton cites many examples of ways in which the Clausians secretly employ, manipulate, and exploit the West's own fundamental beliefs and laws in an unremitting assault to impose their Noelic beliefs on every single human being on the planet. Elfton condemns the West for its apathy, complacency, and outright foolishness in accepting the Clausians' superficial message of kindness without further examination into the harsh and cruel dictates of their white-bearded, red-robed leader, Kris Kringle. He points out that Kringle is directly responsible for the despotic Santarian Law that all Clausians must follow and which mandates strict obedience or subservience to Noelism.

Elfton reveals how every year the Clausians journey out and construct citadels of Noelism in many towns across the globe—often with the support of the local population. These monuments to Noelism are ostensibly erected to provide a chance for children to be photographed with a costumed likeness of their leader; however, they are actually used to indoctrinate the country's youth and train them in econ-terrorism (the willful, malicious, and destructive spending of outrageous sums of money systematically targeted to financially ruin the family, upset the balance of society, and consequently hasten the rise of Noelism). Elfton lambasts the individuals who support these endeavors, labeling them unwitting facilitators for expediting their own downfall and accusing them of blissful ignorance that will sharply end when Santarian law is enacted.

The book also examines the life of Kringle, about whom information is hard to find given that he has isolated himself in the safety of a harsh climatic region that is practically unreachable. Despite this confinement, Kringle is quite active in ensuring the Clausians act towards the ultimate goal of world domination. Kringle employs an elaborate spy network consisting of innumerable members so that each and every follower's movements are tracked—Kringle indeed knows when they are sleeping or if they happen to wake. Yet Kringle is not content to merely oversee these insidious operations from his remote hideout: the Noelic leader conducts an annual review of progress by means of targeted home invasions which occur on a global scale. Those that are found inadequate receive an ominous warning in the form of a black rock—a threat that they are to shape up their act or face the consequences; meanwhile, those found to have sufficiently advanced the secret agenda are handsomely rewarded.

While devoting most of the book to enlightening the populace to the evils of Noelism, Elfton concludes the work with a chapter suggesting techniques to combat the Clausians and their surreptitious plots. Amongst his recommended tactics are the indefinite incarceration of all known and suspected Clausians, the immediate suspicion of anyone with a beard or anyone whose ears look pointy, and the prompt international prohibition of the color red.